The ancient Chinese built the Great Wall of China not to repel the Mongols, but rather to repel Jack Bauer. It failed when he attacked over the Himalayas.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
God rested on the 7th day. Jack Bauer will be spending…
God rested on the 7th day. Jack Bauer will be spending his 7th day working his usual triple shift without sleep. Lazy God.
Jack Bauer actually finishes every mission in under five minutes…
Jack Bauer actually finishes every mission in under five minutes. The 24 hours is just creative editing.
There once was a man from Nantucket. Jack Bauer shot him.
There once was a man from Nantucket. Jack Bauer shot him.