Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you’d better do it.
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walked into a bar…
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walked into a bar. The minister was a terrorist and was immediately shot by Jack Bauer.
Losing a colleague or loved one for Jack Bauer…
Losing a colleague or loved one for Jack Bauer is comparable to the feeling of missing the elevator for most people.
Jack Bauer is sorry for your loss, but he needs you to focus…
Jack Bauer is sorry for your loss, but he needs you to focus on the primary objective right now.
Jack Bauer flosses with barb wire.
Jack Bauer flosses with barb wire.