In high school, Jack Bauer got a job working as a department store Santa. He was fired after he tortured a child to tell him her Christmas list.
Jack Bauer types in ALL CAPS just so you know he’s yelling.
Jack Bauer types in ALL CAPS just so you know he’s yelling.
Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party…
Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Jack Bauer once killed a coworker who had skin cancer…
Jack Bauer once killed a coworker who had skin cancer. Jack Bauer hates moles.
As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”
As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”