Let’s get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
One of the best kept secrets of 24 is…
One of the best kept secrets of 24 is that every season of 24 happens on the summer solstice. That is why Jack always says, “Today is the longest day of my life.”
If Jack Bauer were to be elected President of the U.S…
If Jack Bauer were to be elected President of the United States, Iraq would be a democratic nation.
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
On his days off from CTU Jack Bauer helps old ladies…
On his days off from CTU Jack Bauer helps old ladies cross the road. He does this by staring at oncoming cars. On the freeway.