While being put under in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time.
Jack Bauer can stare directly at the sun.
Jack Bauer can stare directly at the sun.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Every time the cops get an APB to arrest Jack Bauer…
Every time the cops get an APB to arrest Jack Bauer, half the department mysteriously calls out sick. The fire department too, just in case.
When Russell Crowe threw a phone at that guy…
When Russell Crowe threw a phone at that guy, Jack Bauer was on the other side of the line.