If Jack Bauer asks for your car, give it to him. And your wife.
If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto…
If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don’t want to get 7 stars.
When a Jedi senses a great disturbance in the Force, it is Jack Bauer.
When a Jedi senses a great disturbance in the Force, it is Jack Bauer.
If Jack says “I just want to talk to him”…
If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re screwed.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys…
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.