In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer…
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer does not sleep…
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.
Jack Bauer does not need eyes, he can smell a terrorist…
Jack Bauer does not need eyes, he can smell a terrorist 15 miles away, and can hear the fear in their heads from 2 miles away.
Jack Bauer does not miss…
Jack Bauer does not miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.