Jack Bauer knows where Carmen San Diego is.
Jack found Waldo in one hour…
Jack found Waldo in one hour. The only reason he didn’t find him sooner was because of daylight savings time.
Jack Bauer would have gotten the ring to Mordor…
Jack Bauer would have gotten the ring to Mordor in 24 hours.
Jack Bauer hates casual conversation. He prefers bullets.
Jack Bauer hates casual conversation. He prefers bullets.
Jack Bauer taught Jesus how to…
Jack Bauer taught Jesus how to die and then come back to life.