Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer…
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer then killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer once shot a terrorist plane down…
Jack Bauer once shot a terrorist plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
God created the universe in 6 days…
God created the universe in 6 days. That’s 5 days 23 hours and 59 minutes longer than it took Jack Bauer to create God.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country…
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.