Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
If Jack was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Myers…
If Jack was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Myers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice, then kill both dictators with his bare hands.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep…
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer would laugh in the face of danger…
Jack Bauer would laugh in the face of danger, but Jack Bauer doesn’t laugh.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time…
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Seriously.