When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water…
When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn.t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
Chuck Norris has two speeds…
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects…
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood…
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.