Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book…
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures…
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without…
Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard…
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.