Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.
Mr. T’s pity for fools…
Mr. T’s pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs…
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That’s why he can only kick through doors.
Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact…
Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus….all caucasian people moved to the back.
Mr. T invented fools…
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.