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Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi’s Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children’s hospital.

Vin Diesel played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.