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You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel’s diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose’s shit.

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Vin instead.