There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
Crop circles are Vin’s way of telling the world…
Crop circles are Vin’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Vin Diesel once walked down the street…
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects…
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said…
When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, “Holy crap! That’s Vin Diesel!” Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.