When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There is no “I” in team…
There is no “I” in team. There are two “I”s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.
If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel…
If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: “I End Lives.”
When Vin Diesel drinks pee…
When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.