Tag: Bill Murray

If you come up with a plan that there is definitely a very slim chance of surviving, Bill Murray will love the plan and be excited to be part of it. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you are living in an underground city that is quickly running out of power and supplies, Bill Murry will just sit around and eat a secret stash of food while the city starves. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you find yourself too drunk to take your final exams Bill Murray will call in a bomb threat and get your finals postponed. Then he will steal the exam key, alter it and sell the botched version to the other students while giving you a copy of the original. You’ll think you’re going to ace the exam but then later you find out there was no bomb threat, you flunked, and you have to take organic chemistry a second time. Meanwhile, budget deficits caused the university to raise tuition, so no summer in Europe for you. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you are a high school gym teacher caught in a love triangle with two highschool girls involved in a plot to kill one of the girls mother in order to get millions in inheritance and get accused of raping one of said high school girls as part of the plan to obtain said inheritance and need a lawyer, Bill Murray will be that lawyer. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you are a lonely kid sent to summer camp by his parents, Bill Murray will befriend you and enter you in the Camp North Star vs. Camp Mohawk Olympics, give an ironic inspirational speech, then you will win a cross country race that will win you oodles of friends. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.