Tag: Bill Murray

If you’re the producers of the new Ghostbusters movie, and you want Bill Murray in it, he will insist that he appear as a ghost or he simply won’t be in your movie, and this is 100% true. Billy Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you’re a white blood cell living in Bill Murray, he will eat an infected egg and make you kill that shit. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you’re trying to save the world as a spy in training, Bill Murray will be in a tree to let you into the secret lair. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you’re an alien trying to conquer the earth through a game of basketball, Bill Murray will show up last minute to stop you and then walk away. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you’re a fox looking to buy a home in the most dangerous tree in town, badger Bill Murray will feign caution, then let you buy the tree anyway and get your tail shot off. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.