Tag: Bill Murray

If your mom dies of cancer and you need someone to be there for you, Bill Murray will give you a glock and some short shorts, teach you to scuba dive, then take you on a mission to kill a sea monster. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you’re a TV producer sent on a piddly assignment only to get stuck by a blizzard, Bill Murray will spend eternity learning every fucking thing about you…and you will fall in love with him. Bill Murry doesn’t give a fuck.

If you are playing a round of golf and your ball keeps falling in a gopher hole, Bill Murray will just blow the whole damn course to smithereens. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you are attending a prep school and fall in love with one of your teachers, Bill Murray will be your friend and mentor while also boffing the object of your obsession. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you are an awkward teen with a rare disease combining symptoms of amnesia, dyslexia and color blindness, Bill Murray will study you for years and publish a book on your syndrome. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.