Tag: Bill Murray

If you’re some dumbass teenager, fighting the zombie apocalypse and you accidentally but fatally shoot Bill Murray, he will make a joke. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you’re the hottest nineteen year old in acting, Bill Murray will just kiss you, whisper some Bill Murray voodoo shit in your ear and walk the fuck away, leaving you crying on the sidewalk. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you order tequila from a bar when Bill Murray’s serving, you get tequila. If you order a beer from a bar when Bill Murray’s serving, you get tequila. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

“No one will ever believe you.” – Bill Murray