Meanwhile… In Texas. Gun shaped barbeque grill.
I’m a level 21 virgin
Derp to Potato
Dog: So, I’m just sitting here and the whole dang thing explodes!
Bear: I’ve made a terrible mistake
Funny job: Pornography Historian
10guy and 10baby: Dude, you’re the best babysitter ever
Sorry sir, it’s Barkinsons
License Plate: Eat The Kids First
Has one night stand… But way too many books to fit on it.