What do calendars eat?
DATES!
What do calendars eat?
DATES!
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies
Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?
It’s making HEADLINES!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned.
What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
BYE-SON!