When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.
The eternal conundrum “what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object” was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi’s Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children’s hospital.
Vin Diesel played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.