Category: Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Crop circles are Vin’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.