Category: Vin Diesel

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, “Holy crap! That’s Vin Diesel!” Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

There is no “I” in team. There are two “I”s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: “I End Lives.”