Category: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.

If Chuck Norris is late. Time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris does not go hunting because “hunting” implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.