Category: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once copied the answers to a worksheet in Biology. A black kid noticed this, and told him he had just gotten G points. Chuck asked the kid what were G points. The kid replied with, “Gangsta points!” Upon hearing this, Chuck Norris thought back to his days as a kid in Fresno. So he stabbed the kid with a knife and roundhouse kicked him in the face, now he has 50 G points.

It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.

America didn’t win the American Revolution. Chuck Norris beat the British by himself. Drunk.

The first man on the moon was actually Chuck Norris. He did this in 1955. When those other two losers got up there, he roundhouse kicked them to Mars and took their space pod. But he didn’t go home; he went to Venus to pick up sluts.

Chuck Norris rejected an invitation to Vin Diesel’s house to play Xbox 720 and Playstation 4 as he was busy playing his Xbox 1080 and Playstation 5.