The first man on the moon was actually Chuck Norris…

The first man on the moon was actually Chuck Norris. He did this in 1955. When those other two losers got up there, he roundhouse kicked them to Mars and took their space pod. But he didn’t go home; he went to Venus to pick up sluts.

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