An Englishman, American, and Arabian were in a bar talking about their families.

An Englishman, American, and Arabian were in a bar talking about their families.

The Englishman said, “I have ten kids at home and if I had another one I would have a soccer team!”

“Well,” said the American guy, “I have 15 kids at home and if I had another one I would have a football team!”

“Well,” said the Arabic guy, “I have 17 wives at home.” He paused, sipping at his drink. “If I had another one I would have a golf course.”