Mr. T

Mr. T Pities the Fool Facts Page

Why does Mr. T pity himself? He’ll never get to have sex with Mr. T.

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Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.

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All of the gold in Fort Knox is fake. The U.S.’s actual treasury is chains worn by Mr. T around his neck.

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It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

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Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

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Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

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Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

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The last time Mr. T went to McDonald’s, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

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Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

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Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.

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