Category: Mr. T

Why does Mr. T pity himself? He’ll never get to have sex with Mr. T.

Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.

All of the gold in Fort Knox is fake. The U.S.’s actual treasury is chains worn by Mr. T around his neck.

It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.