Mr. T

Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.

Mr. T coined the phrase, “I see dead people,” after the waiting staff at Denny’s forgot his birthday.

Mr. T’s edition of the VH1 show ‘Where Are They Now’ was the shortest in the show’s history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words “Right Behind You” written on it.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.

Mr. T’s pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.

Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus….all caucasian people moved to the back.