Category: Mr. T

Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

The last time Mr. T went to McDonald’s, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.