If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
A Zen student once asked his master: Does Jack Bauer…
A Zen student once asked his master: “Does Jack Bauer seek enlightenment?” To which the Zen master replied “No, enlightenment seeks Jack Bauer.” At that moment, the student became enlightened.
Shares of Chuck Norris (KICK) have risen dramatically…
Shares of Chuck Norris (KICK) have risen dramatically in recent weeks, and closed yesterday at it’s 5-year high of 50 roundhouse kicks to the face.
Steven Hawkings was the only man to outsmart Chuck…
Steven Hawkings was the only man to outsmart Chuck Norris, he got what he deserved.
The only child ever to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck…
The only child ever to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris was Gary Coleman. He has not grown since.