Mr. T never actually learned to drive, roads simply move to be where he is. A road once failed to move prompting Mr. T to pity it until it became the Grand Canyon.
Mr. T once owned a beauty parlor…
Mr. T once owned a beauty parlor called “I Pretty the Fool”. No matter what anyone asked for, they always receieved mohawks and a heavy dose of pity.
Mr. T’s mother did not break water…
Mr. T’s mother did not break water, she broke molten gold which, upon being born, Mr. T formed into his first gold chain.
Chuck Norris once challenged Vin Diesel…
Chuck Norris once challenged Vin Diesel to an arm wrestling match. Mr. T won.
Why does Mr. T pity himself?
Why does Mr. T pity himself? He’ll never get to have sex with Mr. T.