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Chuck Norris doesn’t take showers. He takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris once challenged Vin Diesel to an arm wrestling match. Mr. T won.
Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.