Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald’s…
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald’s, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
Mr. T once pitied the sun…
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew…
Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.
Yoda had two sons…
Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.