Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
On the A-team, Face, Hannibal, and Murdock…
On the A-team, Face, Hannibal, and Murdock were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn’t have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn’t recognize him out of fear.
23. That’s the number of people Mr. T…
23. That’s the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T once punched Chuck Norris…
Mr. T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. The result was the 80’s.
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other…
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.