Tag: Mr. T

There was a time when Mr. T didn’t pity fools. That time was called never.

The wrath of God is outmatched only by the pity of Mr. T.

Mr. T never actually learned to drive, roads simply move to be where he is. A road once failed to move prompting Mr. T to pity it until it became the Grand Canyon.

Mr. T once owned a beauty parlor called “I Pretty the Fool”. No matter what anyone asked for, they always receieved mohawks and a heavy dose of pity.