Category: Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

Vin Diesel doesn’t believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse” after he ate every last unicorn in existence.