Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.
Tag: Mr. T
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs…
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That’s why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other…
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.
Mr. T – Every time a church bell rings…
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.