A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles” A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. Related posts: Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris built a time machine… Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by… Chuck Norris – more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris – robot in disguise