Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you’re thinking to yourself, “That’s impossible, I already lost my virginity.”, then you are dead wrong. Related posts: Chuck Norris – more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris – robot in disguise Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris once went to a frat party… A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”