Tag: Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”