Chuck Norris found out about Conan O’Brien’s lever that shows clips from “Walker: Texas Ranger” and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan’s wife.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order…
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
After much debate, President Truman decided…
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.