Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Tag: Chuck Norris Jokes
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mother’s womb
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.