After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down…
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by…
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.