Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Tag: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard…
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot
broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart
while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.