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Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.